Better left unsaid.
Feb. 5th, 2010 07:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sister_luckI've had to bite my tongue a couple of times in the last week or so. If I don't rid myself of these comments here, I might blurt them out at the next impossible moment. You are free to join me in the comments
Dear Form-with-a-reputation,
if a teacher tells you that you have a choice: either to be quiet or to write "I will be quiet" a thousand times AND be quiet, there's absolutely no need for you to grab your pens. Just a hint from your English teacher who happened to witness that command - and who saw about five of you start to write.
Dear Student,
I've grown tired of your weekly presence during your year's detention for those who don't do their homework. The teacher who told you that you had to go to detention 'forever' never gave me your name and never checks with me that you turn up. He won't miss you, I won't miss you, so why don't you stay in bed for a while longer?
Dear New Tenants for our old flat,
I get that you've just left school and that you're from out of town, but you've agreed to pay way too much rent and you really should have asked about the doors for the kitchen and the other rooms. You didn't even notice that they're missing, did you? You will need them, because flatmates should be able to shut the door on each other. Psst, you will find the doors upstairs in the attic under a couple of old blankets. We don't envy you the task of getting several layers of paint off the hinges. And thanks for wanting to have that absolute wreck of a kitchen - you saved us from dismantling it and having it collected. We're really very grateful.
Dear Form-with-a-reputation,
if a teacher tells you that you have a choice: either to be quiet or to write "I will be quiet" a thousand times AND be quiet, there's absolutely no need for you to grab your pens. Just a hint from your English teacher who happened to witness that command - and who saw about five of you start to write.
Dear Student,
I've grown tired of your weekly presence during your year's detention for those who don't do their homework. The teacher who told you that you had to go to detention 'forever' never gave me your name and never checks with me that you turn up. He won't miss you, I won't miss you, so why don't you stay in bed for a while longer?
Dear New Tenants for our old flat,
I get that you've just left school and that you're from out of town, but you've agreed to pay way too much rent and you really should have asked about the doors for the kitchen and the other rooms. You didn't even notice that they're missing, did you? You will need them, because flatmates should be able to shut the door on each other. Psst, you will find the doors upstairs in the attic under a couple of old blankets. We don't envy you the task of getting several layers of paint off the hinges. And thanks for wanting to have that absolute wreck of a kitchen - you saved us from dismantling it and having it collected. We're really very grateful.
