"I can speak English. I learned it from a book."

[sister_luck]

I give up. My hands would send Lady Macbeth completely over the edge. I can't count anymore and my handwriting would make every doctor jealous.

The kind folks at the Tagesschau website have managed to make me smile by telling me the name of the cute little bear that is the mascot for the biathlon world championships. Well, apparently half of Germany has already been laughing about it because Stefan Raab has been making jokes about it. But as I don't watch his show, I didn't know anything about Bumsi.

Isn't he just adorable?

I guess in English he should be called "Bonky" or possibly "Shaggy" - though that isn't quite as obviously dirty.